Let's stop pretending to believe that the criminally treasonous ex-president Donald Trump is a viable presidential candidate this time around. He's not. He's pathetic. His supporters are idiots. They're in a cult whose leader is a lying, thin-skinned, narcissistic, psychopathic scumbag who will soon be spending the rest of his miserable life in court or in prison. I'm not sure why the Republican Party is so terrified of this despicable human being. I suppose they're really just terrified that Trump's idiotic base will revolt against any member of the GOP who dares to state the obvious. In other words, they're cowards. Imagine that.
Here's the deal, dumbass Republicans: If Trump couldn't carry the critical swing states of Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia and Pennsylvania in 2020, what makes you think he could do better this time around? Do you think his attempt to overturn a free and fair election by inciting an insurrection will make him more appealing to the vast majority of voters? In 2016, Trump paid hush money to a porn star in order to fraudulently win the election. That scheme will likely result in a criminal indictment of the former Pussy Grabber in Chief; and that's only the tip of the criminal ice burg. C'mon fellas, give me a break. He just wants to find 11,780 votes in Georgia to overturn Biden's win in the Peach State. That indictment is right around the corner. Honestly, I can't believe that didn't happen two years ago. The evidence is on tape. I've only heard it two dozen times. Once should be enough to prosecute!
But I digress. Last August, we discovered that Trump absconded with hundreds of classified government documents that belong to the National Archives. And after being asked to return them, he instructed his attorney to lie, claiming everything had been returned when they clearly hadn't. More brazen disregard for the law. Does this type of behavior make him a more appealing presidential candidate? Sure, if you're an idiot. Luckily, only 25% of the nation is comprised of idiots.
Finally, let's review the biggest reason Trump lost in 2016: Trump Pandemic Failure. His suggestion to cure COVID: Ingest bleach and shine a bright light up one's rectum. Aside from that absurdity, his administration went out of its way to hide the truth about the pandemic which resulted in hundreds of thousands of needless deaths. Donald Trump belongs in prison for that criminal negligence alone. Of course, nothing will be done about that. Instead, the sociopathic Republican Party is going out of its way to incriminate Doctor Anthony Fauci - whose advice Trump ignored. But they need a fall guy, because that's how they roll. It's despicable.
Almost lost in all the excitement is the legal peril the Rapist in Chief is facing in the upcoming E Jean Carroll Defamation case slated to commence in mid-April. Pro tip: If you're accused of raping someone, your best defense isn't to claim that the victim 'isn't your type'. Of course, he's made similar claims in over two dozen other sexual assault allegations. It's also worth noting that Trump was credibly accused of raping a 13-year-old girl at one of Jeffrey Epstein's parties in the early '90s, but that case was successfully quashed by Trump's legal team shortly before the 2016 Republican National Convention.
In short, Trump has absolutely no chance of ever becoming president again. If the Republicans want to prop him up as a viable candidate again, so be it. But let's face it; Trumpism is dead. Just ask Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia and Pennsylvania. They rejected that idiot in 2020 and 2022. And they'll do it again in 2024.
